Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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