"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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