what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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