:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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