Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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