stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
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