lets start a swedish sibling band together
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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