Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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