he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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