Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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