Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
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