we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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