turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Randomize
