they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I think a kid would responsible me up
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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