and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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