just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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