i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
