you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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