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we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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