i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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