also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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