She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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