i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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