thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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