my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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