We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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