Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
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