fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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