I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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