YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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