That's intense
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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