So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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