The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Randomize
