so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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