Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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