We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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