Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Something like; Dear Cupid, when are you going to send me someone to date that isn't a complete psychopath
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
send nudes
from the living room?
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