I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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