sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I am naked and annoyed.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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