I wish I could punch you in the face.
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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