mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
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