I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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