Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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