we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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