those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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