I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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