The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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