And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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