if i can run in heels then i can drive
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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