He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
What a dumb baby whore.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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