It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
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