It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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