I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
