Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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