my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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