he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
It wasn't until I took a shit, that I remembered that you assholes started spiking my shots with tobasco when I wasn't looking last night. Dicks.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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