awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
why is half of my head shaved?
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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