Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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