its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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