He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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