You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
This baby is an asshole
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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