My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
she peed on how many people?
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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