I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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